07 May 2009

I told you so...

I am home sick today with upper respiratory symptoms, a fever, and a general feeling of crappiness. I told you that I was going to get the Swine Flu, and now I have. I know I got it from the guy two rows up and one over on the plane -- he was coughing the whole time...

What? You don't believe me? You're just telling me to go back to bed, take my decongestants and ibuprofen and I'll feel better? What kind of doctor are you, anyway?

I think I will send TheHusband out to get some OJ, chicken soup, and jello.

15 comments:

Eric said...

Feel better soon!

Anonymous said...

Hope you are feeling better quickly.

Janiece said...

Whatever you do, don't spread your Swine Flu to the rest of the UCF.

*cough,cough*

DANGIT!

kimby said...

Hope you are feeling better soon!
Make sure you add chocolate to your feel better needs list. It always make me feel better!

vince said...

I agree with Kimby. Chocolate makes everything better.

Get soon well real.

::snort::

Jeri said...

Hope you feel better soon.

I've always thought that bacon would be a great homeopathic remedy for swine flu. ;)

neurondoc said...

Jeri -- that makes sense in a creepy sort of way.

MWT said...

Get well soon. ;)

Nathan said...

You coughed on your keyboard, didn't you? Don't lie to me.

Crap, now I've gotta go bathe in Lysol.

Random Michelle K said...

oink.

oink.

I say blame Jim.

neurondoc said...

Of course I blame Jim. He's an asshole.

ExpatMom said...

Do you want me to send the Elder Husband with some Tamiflu?

Bwahahahaha! I'm so funny.

Get well. Rest. Browse the Internet. Drink lots of fluids.

Hugs.

Ilya said...

I sincerely hope that by the time I am getting around to wish you to get well, you're already well on your way. Nonetheless, get well soon!

neurondoc said...

Claudia -- you're hilarious. ::cough, cough::

BTW, a box arrived! The first of several, I am sure.

Lorraine said...

Well, drat the bast*rd for not wearing a mask! Sending many hugs for getting better.