I am home sick today with upper respiratory symptoms, a fever, and a general feeling of crappiness. I told you that I was going to get the Swine Flu, and now I have. I know I got it from the guy two rows up and one over on the plane -- he was coughing the whole time...
What? You don't believe me? You're just telling me to go back to bed, take my decongestants and ibuprofen and I'll feel better? What kind of doctor are you, anyway?
I think I will send TheHusband out to get some OJ, chicken soup, and jello.
15 comments:
Feel better soon!
Hope you are feeling better quickly.
Whatever you do, don't spread your Swine Flu to the rest of the UCF.
*cough,cough*
DANGIT!
Hope you are feeling better soon!
Make sure you add chocolate to your feel better needs list. It always make me feel better!
I agree with Kimby. Chocolate makes everything better.
Get soon well real.
::snort::
Hope you feel better soon.
I've always thought that bacon would be a great homeopathic remedy for swine flu. ;)
Jeri -- that makes sense in a creepy sort of way.
Get well soon. ;)
You coughed on your keyboard, didn't you? Don't lie to me.
Crap, now I've gotta go bathe in Lysol.
oink.
oink.
I say blame Jim.
Of course I blame Jim. He's an asshole.
Do you want me to send the Elder Husband with some Tamiflu?
Bwahahahaha! I'm so funny.
Get well. Rest. Browse the Internet. Drink lots of fluids.
Hugs.
I sincerely hope that by the time I am getting around to wish you to get well, you're already well on your way. Nonetheless, get well soon!
Claudia -- you're hilarious. ::cough, cough::
BTW, a box arrived! The first of several, I am sure.
Well, drat the bast*rd for not wearing a mask! Sending many hugs for getting better.
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